Abandoned all your hope, have you?

woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

(via yennojess)

frayland:

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

(Source: ughwillowpape, via yennojess)

tyleroppathecreator:

at least they were all together when they created the masterpiece Wolf

(via betteryehetnowthankkaebsonglater)

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

(Source: jizeru-jueru, via yennojess)

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

(Source: bullied, via kaylienic0le)

"We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be."

John Green, Looking for Alaska  (via lostcake)

(Source: wordsnquotes.com, via touch-from-heaven)

"Don’t be that idiot. Please don’t be that idiot that takes your frustration out on that one person that is always there for you. Don’t be that idiot that pushes away the one person that would walk hells and heavens to protect you. Please, I beg you, please don’t be that idiot that pushes me so far away that by the time you realize it, I’ve had enough."